Mystery Man: Hello... ah...
YT: Who is this? Do I know you?
MM: Yes, you don't remember me? What's your name?
YT: Kathryn... where did I meet you?
MM: I am very sexy man. How tall are you?
YT: I'm very tall. I have to go.
*click*
RIng Ring!!!!!
YT: Hello!
MM: Are you American? I met you before. You are sexy.
YT: How do you know me?
MM: Where are you?
YT: Insadong.
MM: You are sexy. I am sexy. I want to sexy you.
YT: I have to go.
*click*
And then I recieved these darling text messages (all from him, but you KNOW that I couldn't help but reply to them):
-my car... BMW 745
-i can english a little.. kathy.. i want to meet you..
-i am a hansomman... and richman...
-hi. i love you. i want to meet you ^^
-um... i want... meet... you..
-kindly i want to meet you.
-i am korean
-um... english a little... how old?
-thank you very kindness... english teacher? i a, businessman
-i want englishteacher and girlfriend. i want... are you marryage?
- i need teacher
I LOVE YOU and goodnight.
This guy has a creative streak in him.
There's nothing I like better than a guy who says "I love you" on a first date.
This man strikes me as being a cross between that architect from Dubai that picked me up on Dalhousie street (who I called back because I was bored waiting for Katie at Frou Frou and who also caused my subsequent avoidance of the ENTIRE Market for my last week) and Jason.
I'll try to upload some pictures of the other lovey-dovey cellphone drawy bits that I've recieved from Korean men whose names I can't remember. I should stop giving out my number when I'm drunk.
2 comments:
oh man :D
nothing like a man who says i love you on the first date is right. RUN THE OTHER WAY!!! take it from one who wishes she could retroactively take her own advice!
super impressed by the txt heart drawing...ha:)
OK, I so want to see the crazy text messages you get! That is priceless. I actually think you should reply to them but in crazy ass Engrish. Than they will know you are lying and you really don't know English and are not the type to take home to their mothers. Haha.
I can see it!
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