Uh, so this morning, I forgot to put the coffee pot IN the coffee maker, which caused a coffee waterfall down my desk... no problem, it was absorbed by my pink sweater next to the coffee desk. After one of those days at work that is difficult to say the best, I returned home to find that the coffee had not all run off the desk as I had imagined, but most had gone INTO the desk drawer. What was in the drawer, you ask? My passsport, which is now wrinkled, stinky, and brown after a day of sitting in coffee. Fantastic. Oh, and how do you get a replacement passport? You take a mythical day off work (to the tune of 100,000W) and trot yourself to the Embassy and pay 127,000W. Woo.
Or you cross your fingers and hope that your passport is still valid even though the front and back covers are both separating from their backing, the writing on these covers is illegible, and your coffee-stained info page makes you look like you're from Trinidad.
2 comments:
Well, as I see it you have one of two choices- you can either bite the bullet and work an extra night on the streets of Korea to make up for this shortfall (which is not a bad idea considering it will give you an opportunity to wear those fishnet, stay-up stockings that Katie lent you), or you can simply keep the passport as is and if questioned at the border you can simply say that: "the picture was taken after an extended stay in the Caribbean...and oh by the way, that tan scored me complimentary drinks for the entirety of my stay there"; and then I would suggest following that up with a wink and smile, after which you should be able to skip right through the border.
T
uhhhh, yeah...about those fishnets...you can totally keep em'. the ladies at venus envy told me that it actually isn't hygenic to share that kind of thing...and uhhh, yeah, on that note, you can keep the rubber chicken and the ball gag too. i'm sure they'll garner you lots of action from the military hotties...i *hear* they're into that kind of thing...not that i would know...
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