overheard in N.C.

(in thick Southern drawl)

"This whole neighbourhood is nice, except for that one block over there. There's 3 crack houses on it, so y'alls stay away. If there's a bunch black folk sitting up on the porch when they should be at work or at school, then you know somethin's up. mmm-hmmm"

(what if there is lemonade with them? still an automatic crack house?)