Men Just Can't Keep Their Pants on Around Me, it Seems...

Two weeks ago, Angie and I were walking home from Migeum down a public riverside walkway when a man who had been following us decided to pull his pants down for our viewing pleasure. I pointed him out to Angie who ignored me as she assumed I was (for the hundredth time that day) pointing out a Cute Korean. Once he stated going at it, I pointed him out again, and as he was following us, waving, smoking, and jerking off, I felt it was important to yell "THAT IS SOOOO SMALL!". He kept at it for a while, pants to his knees, doing "The Penguin" as he walked along, quite proud of himself. I couldn't help but look and grin. And laugh. And look. And laugh.

Angie was mortified, but I thought it was hilarious. I wanted a picture. He followed us for a while, then disappeared. Oh, the life of a Sagittarius.

Then about a week later, Justin saw a naked man in the lobby of one of our apartments doing the same thing (but with his back to Justin... clearly not for HIS viewing pleasure).

TODAY, Angie, Gina and I were in Mc Donalds and a man walked by the back exit, waved, undid his pants and started massaging himself! Oh dear! Gina kept saying "Pubes!!! Pubes!!!", I tried to take a picture, Angie hid in mortification. Eventually he walked away, and the girls sitting between the man and us (who saw NOTHING, amazingly!!!) thought that we were trying to take THEIR picture. I tried to explain by saying "ah, chogio, ajoshi, uh, pants-uh bego!!!", which doens't make much sense (ah, over there, older korean man, uh, without pants!). Everyone was staring at US instead of the masturbator. He came back, did his thing again, I tried to take his picture again, and failed miserably. Again. Gina was ready to yell at him, but we did not get the chance.

Angie and Gina finished eating, so I went to look for him. There was a "Sweet Dreams" DVD Room (basically sex rooms with a movie playing in the backround), but he wasn't there. There was a Board Games Room (where you play board games), but he wasn't there. There was a PC Room (where teenaged boys play computer games at top volume), but he wasn't there. So we exited into the alley, and to soothe our defeat, bought glitter nail polish.